Analysis

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/06/30/080630sh_shouts_rich

New Yorker
1) 500 words
2) 84 sentences
3) 21 words
4) 1 word
5) 5 words
6) 2 sentences
7) 2%
8) 84 sentences
9) 100%
10) 3 sentences / 1 sentence

Mine
1) 488 words
2) 24 sentences
3) 32 words
4) 8 words
5) 20.333
6) 1 sentence
7) 4%
8) 17 sentences
9) 71%
10) 15 sentences / 4 sentences